Let me tell you 'bout a preacher With a cane and a long tailed coat Let me tell you 'bout a preacher With a cane and a long tailed coat But he does all his preachin' With his eyes on the women folk Send him back, send him back Where he was before He's a two-faced man And we don't want him here no more Well he preached about gamblin' Said it's a sin and it's a shame Yes he preached about gamblin' Said it's a sin and it's a shame But when I met him in a alley He won my watch and chain Send him back, send him back Where he was before He's a two-faced man And we don't want him here no more Well he preached about liquor, said leave the stuff alone Yes he preached about liquor, said leave the stuff alone But then I saw a deacon, totin' the preacher home Send him back, send him back Where he was before He's a two-faced man And we don't want him here no more Well he preached about wedlock, the finest thing in life Yes he preached about wedlock, the finest thing in life But then I saw the preacher, kissin' brother jackson's wife Send him back, send him back Where he was before He's a two-faced man And we don't want him here no more