Tom: A A D Hey old Saddam, you figured wrong A E When you thought the whole world would back down, A D And let you take all the oil and rape Kuwait and plunder and spoil. A E Let sleeping dogs lie, A Don't give us a reason. A D 'Cause people in the USA are not really afraid, A E Of your starving army and all your wore out tanks. A D And if you take some innocent lives, that's when the fur's gonna really fly, A E Hey man, back off and get smart, A Don't give us a reason. D A Don't give us a reason to come gunnin' for you, 'Cause the odds don't look so good, B7 E And your neck is in a noose. A D 'Cause the Eagle and the Bear make a mighty strong pair, F#m And my advice is: E A Don't give us a reason. A D When all our people over there know that we all care, A E Now that's a situation old Saddam, you don't wanna be in... A 'Cause if you do something stupid, D We're gonna come down hard on ol' Cupid (??) A E You better think this one all the way out, A Don't give us a reason. D A Don't give us a reason to come gunnin' for you, 'Cause the odds don't look so good, B7 E And your neck is in a noose. A D Yeah, you picked on your little neighbour, so do yourself a favour: F#m E Get out and go home, A And don't give us a reason. A D Yeah, we've heard all your threats, and you're gonna threat yourself to death. A E A My advice is, don't give us a reason. D You can take that poison gas, and stick it in your sassafras, A E A Ha ha ha, don't give us a reason. D I'd like to find out just for fun, just how fast those camels can run, A E A I tell ya son, don't give us a reason. D 'Cause the desert ain't Vietnam, and there ain't nowhere to run, A And we got some REAL top guns, E A Don't give us a reason. A D A E A D A E A D A E A INSTRUMENTAL (to fade)