A is for apricot B is for blossom C is for cantelope D is for dog-gone awesome E is extremely blessed and endowed F is for fabulous That's what this song's all about Big top women sure do bounce around I love to see them walkin' up and down The steps of the courthouse make you go downtown I had to get some new tags My plates had done run out I had to get some new tags My plates had done run out And the tax assesor certainly left no doubt That the big top women sure do bounce around I love to see them walkin' up and down Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom Make you go down town I met this meter maid, Nadine She didn't carry no gun around But she was packin' some 38's Big tittie man get right down on the ground Now the big top women sure do bounce around I love to see them walkin' up and down Steps of the courthouse Make you wanna get a ticket and Go downtown I went downtown after work This joint called the hot house They had some big top women there And whoo, they then came out I said girl you sure look fine With your uniform gone She had hundred dollar bills Stuck in her thong Yea, big top women sure got it goin' on