Well, I have got no money but I am doin' fine. I'm just a hillbilly hell-raiser; I'm tryin' to kill my time. An' I'm lookin' for that gal, about five foot ten. An' I'm gonna take her down that road of livin' a life of sin. Because I'm drinkin', druggin': I'm havin' lots of fun. I always carry round my loaded shotgun. If I think I'm gonna have a bad time, I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine. -Instrumental break- Well, I once had this gal: I thought she'd be my bride. But then she had to leave my ass for that other guy. An' now I'm drinkin', druggin': I'm havin' lots of fun. I always carry round my loaded shotgun. If I think I'm gonna have a bad time, I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine. -Instrumental break- Well, I don't really care if you hate me, you see, 'Cause I'm just a country boy from the state of Tennessee. A little bit crazy, on the loudish side, 'Cause I like drink my whiskey an' I like to get high. An' now I'm drinkin', druggin': I'm havin' lots of fun. I always carry round my loaded shotgun. If I think I'm gonna have a bad time, I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine.