Tubefed

We appeal to your basic nature 
Your basic nature, honey 
Chew up the harder facts for you 
To make them easy to consume 

We appeal to your basic nature 
Your basic nature, don't we? 
Do we appeal to your basic nature 
Your basic nature, honey? 

You won't have to think too hard 
You won't have to dig too far 

With your attention-span destroyed 
Segments of six-second factoids 

Sanitize the truth for you 
You won't have to think to hard 
Sanitize the truth for you 
You won't have to dig too far