Tom: C C A million housewives every day G C Pick up a can of beans and say G C C G C C C G C “What an amazing example of synchronisation”. He looked out of the aeroplane G G And he saw the Alps way down below He fixed his gaze on the white terrain G C And he could see a portrait in the snow. G C And he shouted: “Hey - look down there, I can see Robert Powell”. G C That’s an ominous example of the power of TV. [Chorus] D7 G And I went la la la, la la la laaa D7 G La la la, la la la laaaa D7 G Oh la la la, la la la laaa D7 G C C G C (x4) Just like everyone else does when they can’t think of any more words. [Verse 2] Yeah, OK I had a Kojak mac G C By Christ they were trendy at the time. G C I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime G C The man behind the mask at C&A’s was quite polite G C He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn’t have to fight. [Chorus] D7 G And I went yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeahhhh D7 G Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah sure George D7 G Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeahhhh D7 G F C F C Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah oh God. [Verse 3] F Oh the Grand Old Duke Of York G Well he had ten thousand men F And he marched them all to the top of the hill G C C G C (x4) And he had them all again.