Tom: Dm F Dm So much for your journey of self discovery Bb A You had to cut it short - forgot your credit card C Dm The Decree Nisi came through this morning G C And I just called to say: F I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food Dm I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food Bb I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food C F And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo. Dm You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled Bb A Your stab at solar heating just left me cold C Dm I want a suntan - not Vashti Bunyan G C Therefore henceforth: I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food Dm I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food Bb I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food C F And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo. Dm That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died Bb C So on its behalf: I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food Dm I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food Bb I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food C F And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo. I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food Dm I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food Bb I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food C F And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo. Bb C F Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren.