Tom: G
G Em G
So banish me to the furnace, I must own though
D G Em G D
My actions are in no way born out of some sort of Darwinist offensive
G Em G D
I just get a bit fidgety times; thumbs twiddle in the middle of a funfair
G Em G D G
High jinks to break up the so-so, methinks we need a little ho ho ho.
D
Go - Earls Court; a bag of rivets for the goon at the entrance
G Em G D
Straightways the floor gets slippery, eyes glaze and Bobby's getting jittery
G Em G D
Don't tease him, it don't please him, what's that you want me to appease him?
G Em G D7
How so sir? with Tetris? Not possible - didn't bring the GameBoy.
G Em Am D7
Took problem chimp to the ideal Home Show
G Em Am D7 G
Once in a while I need these childish kicks
Em Am D7
Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show
G Em Am D7 G G Em G D, G Em G D
God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks.
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G
Wade in the water, wade in the
D G Em G D
Brickbats for Sottsass, bouquets for the chuckling footstool
G Em G D
In the heart of darkness there are no hassle free cabinets
G Em G D
Sometimes occasional tables, mid-air look kind of dangerous
G Em G D
Llewelyn-Bowen, two Carols, go on bobby - both barrels.
G Em G D
Three cheers for the infinite leaflets, ticker tape got me thinking of Kempes
G Em G D
Funky fabric, hip hip hooray, there's no stopping him, rip rip away
G Em G D
Heaven yes, distant now, one imagines after this lot
G Em G D
Still gasp at his agility albeit in the tree of tranquillity
G Em G D
Yes it's a mess I don't deny the crime, but look I've reduced your ironing time
G Em G D
Multifunctional, ain't that what you call it? Well here's a thought feel free to install it
G Em G D
Your sink may well be superior but we all stink once we reach the interior
G Em G D7
Next week I'm taking him up west: we've not seen Lord of the Dance.
G Em Am D7
Took problem chimp to the ideal Home Show
G Em Am D7 G
Once in a while I need these childish kicks
Em Am D7
Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show
G Em Am D7 G G Em G D, G Em G D (x4)
God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks.
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
