Tom: C C F I lost my Barbour in Twickenham car park C G7 Seems I was fazed by my varsity gal, C F Through Donald Sinden’s theatrical memories C G7 C We laughed a while until Libby had to go home. C F I left my Chomsky at the Waterstone’s book launch C G7 Umberto Eco, Iranian crepes, C F Great uncle Corduroy invited us down to his gite C G7 C Fresh bread, Kaleidoscope, Kinder Scout and Mam Tor. (instr as verse) C F I blew my Giro on debts and essentials C G7 Cosi Fan Tutte – I’ll miss you again, C F I asked for water, they sent me a final demand C G7 C G7 C G7 C Placepot Uttoxeter down by one thirty-five.