Tom: C
C
I stick me big nose in
When I go out
Sealed-off car park
G
What’s it all about?
I like an altercation with a member of staff
C
“That was a ten pound note!”
C
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
G
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
C C7 F
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
G C
And say that’s not how I would spell “Hawaiian”
C
Facebook Mum
YouTube Dad
Sea Bass, Man Bag
G
Fifty quid to Chad
Would the congregation like to rise and sing
C
Hymn number 252
C
Here come the Barmy Army
G
They’re absolutely crazy
C C7 F
Bart, Elvis and the baby
G C
Kill, kill, kill, stab murder and despatch.
