Tom: A A E Well you say you only watch documentaries A And that bad cold you've got - that's the flu D And that book that you foisted upon me A E A I'll never read it, will you? D A Did you play in the Garden of Eden? E A Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed? D A 'Cos it seems to me you're the reason E A You're the reason why Paradise Lost. E Was it you who invented the school run? A At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul? D And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone A E A Barry Venison and Davina McCall? D A Did you play in the Garden of Eden? E A Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed? D A 'Cos it seems to me you're the reason E A You're the reason why Paradise Lost. Ah,regain it for me Rodney! (instr. A E E A A D A E A) A E Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates A And it's not the worst crime I agree D But we both know full well that it really should spell A E A T-W-A-T O-N-E. D A Did you play in the Garden of Eden? E A Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed? D A 'Cos it seems to me you're the reason E A You're the reason why Paradise Lost. E A You're the reason why Paradise Lost, E A You're the reason why Paradise Lost.