Half Man Half Biscuit

Jarg Armani

Half Man Half Biscuit


Tom: E

B                         E
Sleet may keep the meek indoors
     B                             E
Sore feet obstruct them from their chores
A         D                   A        D
Therefore praise the permanent fixture in the firmament
A       D             E
Nations pass yet he remains.


A        D              B
Five gas lighters for a pound
A       D                  B
Snide rosettes outside the ground
A      D                     B
Always comes in through Stranraer
A      D           B       A E A E (x2)
Jarg Armani in the car.


B                    E
When archangels interfere
      B                         E
These things he’d hitherto held dear
A        D                A       D
Shall be rendered obsolete at the dark end of the street
A       D                  E
Yet his call still lingers on.


A        D              B
Five gas lighters for a pound
A        D                 B
Snide rosettes outside the ground
A      D                     B
Always comes in through Stranraer
A      D           B
Jarg Armani in the car.


B          E
Spares for Silverstone
B         E
Drum from Amsterdam
B        E
Sacks of Canderel
B           E      B  E (to fade)
Next door’s NTL.