Half Man Half Biscuit

I Went To A Wedding

Half Man Half Biscuit


Tom: E

A
  I went to a wedding though only the night time;

I didn’t know them that well, 
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I watched on from the margins at the dance floor crowded.

    
    B7                A
The DJ adhered to the rule of occasion – “Dancing Queen”

“Shoop Shoop Song” “You’re The One That I Want”
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They’re the ones that they want – he knew his trade well I could see.


         B7             A 
And at a table nearby I heard a girl saying to a tall balding guest
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“So you’re Brad Friedel:  I’m mildly impressed”.
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I thought I’d chance my arm, her reply won my heart
                                             E
“So, you’re William Pitt – Elder or Younger?”


    B7                    A
And then inexplicably for reasons unfathomable
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But to me wholly admirable the DJ played us some Tallis.
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He yanked off The Corrs in disgust and announced Thomas Tallis:

“Lamentations of Jeremiah”.


 B7                          A
Across an empty dancefloor I walked to commend him
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And also enquire if he had any Dowland.
    B7                                  A
The incident passed, things got back to normal
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At the end of the evening everyone staggered out singing

And they were singing………..


       A                         E
Oh you can’t put your foot up in Europe
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You can’t show your studs on the ‘nent
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They take a dim view of a slightly raised shoe
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So think on if you’re up against Ghent, my lad
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Think on if you’re up against Ghent.