Tom: E A I went to a wedding though only the night time; I didn’t know them that well, E I watched on from the margins at the dance floor crowded. B7 A The DJ adhered to the rule of occasion – “Dancing Queen” “Shoop Shoop Song” “You’re The One That I Want” E F E They’re the ones that they want – he knew his trade well I could see. B7 A And at a table nearby I heard a girl saying to a tall balding guest E “So you’re Brad Friedel: I’m mildly impressed”. B7 A I thought I’d chance my arm, her reply won my heart E “So, you’re William Pitt – Elder or Younger?” B7 A And then inexplicably for reasons unfathomable E But to me wholly admirable the DJ played us some Tallis. A B7 E He yanked off The Corrs in disgust and announced Thomas Tallis: “Lamentations of Jeremiah”. B7 A Across an empty dancefloor I walked to commend him E And also enquire if he had any Dowland. B7 A The incident passed, things got back to normal E At the end of the evening everyone staggered out singing And they were singing……….. A E Oh you can’t put your foot up in Europe A E You can’t show your studs on the ‘nent A E They take a dim view of a slightly raised shoe A B7 E B7 So think on if you’re up against Ghent, my lad A B7 E B7 E Think on if you’re up against Ghent.