Tom: C
C Am F G
My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
C Am G
What am I supposed to do?
C Am F G
I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy
C Am G
I haven’t even got a canoe.
C Am F G, C Am G (x2)
C Am F G
I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll
C Am G
I went to hell on a red skidoo
C Am F G
I did the Shake’n’Vac and broke my fucking back
C Am G
And now my library books are nine weeks overdue.
C Am F G, C Am G (x2)
C Am F G
Knock, knock, who’s there?
C Am G
The patron saint of Llandudno
C Am F G
The patron saint of Llandudno who?
C Am G
Tony Bastable.
C Am F G
You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours
C Am F G
And I’ll be in heaven before you
C Am F G
I love you because you
C Am G
Look like Jim Reeves.
