Tom: B B Bsus4 B Bsus4 Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm B Bsus4 B Bsus4 I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me. B Bsus4 B Bsus4 Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair B Bsus4 B Bsus4 You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray. B E She's the main man in the office in the city F# B And she treats me like I'm just another lackey E But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face F# B And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki. B Bsus4 B Bsus4 Executive, think you're all executive B Bsus4 B Bsus4 But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt. B Bsus4 B Bsus4 Acumen, loads of business acumen B Bsus4 B Bsus4 But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock? B E F# B Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary E F# B Tell me how does your C D Collection grow? E F# B With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau, E F# Everything's AOR. B E She's the main man in the office in the city F# B And she treats me like I'm just another lackey E But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face F# B And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki. B E She's the main man in the office in the city F# B I remember though when she was reading Jackie E But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face F# B And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.