Tom: Am C E F D7 G C E F D7 G C In the room with the sloping roof E In your director’s chair F You talk with your hands D7 G About what you will do next year. C But no-one gives a toss E And we all go to Europe F Watch Alwin Schockemöhle D7 G Where’er he competes. F Bb F Bb Doreen, Doreen F Bb F Bb Doreen, Doreen. C E The recreation ground by us Don’t seem to have F Many facilities D7 G For the kids and the dogs. C I submitted a poem E To the council chambers F But they just looked surprised D7 G Like the front of an Anglia. C E There are no dark corners of cool relief F D7 G It’s a tragedy with few interludes. F Bb F Bb Doreen, Doreen F Bb F Bb Doreen, Doreen. [Instrumental] C E F D7 G (repeat x4) C The five-day breaks E And the long weekends F Give me plenty of time D7 G To see the everyday things. C I was faintly amused to see E Dutch veterans Alquin F Fooling around D7 G On pleasure craft at Chester. C Walking up Scafell E Swinging a chain F Along came a hosteller D7 G I asked him his name. C When he said he was Malcolm E Of Arimathea F My rejoinder was “Die, D7 G You off-beat cabaret type.” F Bb F Bb Doreen, Doreen F Bb F Bb Doreen, Doreen. [Instrumental] C E F D7 G (repeat x4) F Bb F Bb Doreen, Doreen F Bb F Bb Doreen, Doreen. (repeat to fade)