Ooooh...Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...aaaaammm...fuckin' an animal! Fuckin' an animal Holding on the horns Fuckin' an animal I'm involved with porn Fuckin' an animal Sure is nice and warm in here... In my animal Drinkin' fifty beers Fuckin' an animal Blowin' fifty steers Fuckin' an animal Oh, I'm a fuckin' queer Fuckin' an animal Didn't need to take her on a date Just had to stand here on the crate No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment Just me my animal, Getting my dick bent... Oh, animal Lovely animal Arrrrggggghh! Animal! Didn't have to say-ee please Fuckin' an animal With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal ANIMAL!!! Animal fucker on the loose Fuckin' an animal I'll go from dog to goose Fuckin' an animal One time I fucked a moose Fuckin' an animal Now the animal's in pain! It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain). But now it starts to rain But I'm still the same... Meet my animal Animal!! Oh, animal Oh, animal, animal, animal, animal Animal! Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal I had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal Cause you won't let me fuck you... Animal! Spoken: I'm not willing to spend any more time on that song...