She likes to read, I like TV
She's checkin out my good friend Steve
She likes a beer, I like a shot
Her parents think I'm selling pot
She likes the boys in the band
She rollerblades in the Strand
When I pinch her butt in public she complains
The best years of my life wash down the
I like to drive, she likes to walk
She caught me jackin in my sock
I like to drink, she likes to dance
I'm drunk again off come my pants
She likes the boys in the band
I dig the surf she likes the sand
When I come home late she's got that look
I'm not talkin about that Jordache look
For you I'd do it
Just for you I'd do it
I would wash my car, get a job
Odereaters for my shoes
For you I'd do it
For you, for you
I guess our eyes will never meet
Mark please put down the toilet seat
She likes to kiss
I'd rather fuck
And all her friends
Think I'm a shmuck, a shmuck, a shmuck
She did the boys in the band
I guess I'll be a single man
I used to want to sleep in she complained
The best years of my life wash down the drain
I'll wash my car, get a job
Odereaters for my shoes
Recycle all my beer cans like I promised I would do
I will cancel my subscription to Juggs and Beaver Hunt
Just for you I'll do it
For you, for you
