Newspaper said he was a textbook Case A classic example of a mass killer: As a kid and was the judge in ant court He even worked for the post office once He got a car phone to yell in at no one in Particular Nobody noticed that it never rang He had a mono brow And a big collection of .22's and .38's and .44's and .9's Why should i wait all day in a line To pay some fine? I'm always hearing voices say "go get yours Cuz i got mine" Well i'll park anywhere that i want to Now cuz the Meter maid is dead And i stamped "case closed" on the Rubble of the Irs mans head His day started with his mother and his Ex-something or other A check list was later found Suits and skirts played out on the a Sidewalk Green and gray and red, and how the Pigeons fed Sky full of copters, more cameras than Coppers An adoring crowd swelled behind a Giant barricade Front page story, and now immortal A name memorized in households all Across the usa Got a place in a special history book And a life now not in vain A card in the collector's series And john rambo's playing me Well i'll park anywhere that i want to Now cuz the Meter maid is dead And i stamped "case closed" on the Rubble of the Irs man's head.