Down in the graveyard on a Saturday night When the chains on the gates are locked up tight You're my graveyard girlfriend The whole damn world is going to hell But when I'm with you I could never tell You're my graveyard girlfriend The dead are all at rest in peace, with just the bare necessities You're my graveyard girlfriend I don't care what the neighbors say I'll be your graveyard boyfriend till my dying day You're my graveyard girlfriend One day I'll lay next to you in a beautiful coffin built for two You're my graveyard girlfriend