My bum is on the rail bum is on the rail Look at Me!! My bum is on the rail My bum is on a man Bum is on a man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man My bum is on a step Bum is on a step Don't fall off the steps you might hurt your bum! (ahahahahahaaaaa!!) And that's not very fun If you fall down hurt your bum I like to put my bum on thing It's fun for everyone My bum is on the cheese Bum is on the cheese If I get lucky I'll get a disease! My bum is on the Swedish Swedish Swedish Sweeedish My bum is on the gum My bum is on the gum I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum My bum is on the ship The battleship I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum I'd shoot POO all over the place POO POO!! Cuz that isn't very fun When they shoot a cannon in your bum My bum is on the dog My bum is on the cat My bum is on the phone My bum is all alone...... The rail is all alone The man is all alone The Swedish is all alone My bum...is all alone.... (1,2,3,4) My bum is all alone (12 x's) Get the poo off my bum! I need the POO off my BUM!! I've got get the poopoo off my bum I want to hear the cannon! *loon* No, let me hear the cannon! *loon* NO NO NO, no, not the loon! (Bum is alone [3x's]) I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! *loon* I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON! *loon* I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON! *cannon* Yea! The cannon! Now get the poo off my bum *loon* I want the poo-poo off my - my bum bum... *whimper*.......Can I hear the loon again, too? *loon*