(Percy…..Percy…..Percy…..) Does Percy have a girlfriend? He just sits in his room all day But if Percy has a girlfriend We wouldn't let them in the D.A. Percy only likes boring things Percy doesn't like sports Instead of playing Quidditch Percy'd write a Quidditch report Percy's such a prat… Cauldron bottom thickness, who cares about that? Percy works at the Ministry Percy kisses peoples bums all day His boss thinks his name is Weatherby Junior Assistant is where he'll stay Percy is our least favorite brother He is only fun to aggravate Ever since he turned 17 He likes to prove that he can Apparate Percy's such a prat… Ministry restrictions, who cares about that? Percy's such a prat… Cauldron bottom thickness, who cares about that?