Tom: G E|-3-3-3-0---0----------0--2-----3--| B|---------3-----0---0--2--1-----0--| G|-------------4---3----0--2-----0--| D|----------------------2--0-----0--| A|----------------------0--0-----2--| E|----------------------------3-----| [Intro] G Thing A7 D7 G [Verse] G C G Once upon a time there was an engineer A7 D7 Drove a locomotive both far and near G C Accompanied by a monkey who would sit on his stool G A7 D7 G Watching everything the engineer would move G C G One day the engineer wanted a bite to eat A7 D7 He left the monkey sittin' on the driver's seat G C The monkey pulled the throttle, locomotive jumped the gun G A7 D7 G And did ninety miles an hour down the main line run [Chorus] G C G Big locomotive right on time A7 D7 Big locomotive comin' down the line G C Big locomotive number ninety-nine G A7 D7 G Left the engineer with a worried mind [Instrumental] G Thing A7 D7 G [Verse] G C G The Engineer called up the dispatcher on the phone A7 D7 Tell him all about his locomotive was gone G C Get on the wire, switch operator to write G A7 D7 G Cause the monkey's got the main line sewed up tight G C G Switch operator got the message on time A7 D7 Said, there's a northbound livin' on the same main line G C Open up the switch, I'm gonna let her through the hole G A7 D7 G Cause the monkey's got the locomotive under control [Chorus] G C G Big locomotive right on time A7 D7 Big locomotive comin' down the line G C Big locomotive number ninety-nine G A7 D7 G Left the engineer with a worried mind (worried mind, worried mind) [Solo] G C G A7 D7 G C G A7 D7 G G C G A7 D7 G C G A7 D7 G [Chorus] G C G Big locomotive right on time A7 D7 Big locomotive comin' down the line G C Big locomotive number ninety-nine G A7 D7 G Left the engineer with a worried mind G A7 D7 G Left the engineer with a worried mind