Calm down everyone we've heard
the water supply's got a few dead birds.
Two wooden nickels and a little time,
you'll be walking to the altar with a Mexican bride.
Sweet jolly jammers and a dugan charge,
burning down the prarie on a victory barge.
For tonight keep the crime window closed
Bag 'O Bones cursing at the spit he spat
he was creep creep creepin' up the railroad track
Tell his missus that mister's fine
keep her fingers crossed and her split tongue tied
Sweet jolly jammers and a dugan charge
burning down the prarie on a victory barge
For tonight keep the crime window closed
For tonight keep the crime window closed
