I can take those riff raff And get them out of your hair Clean up your doorstep and polish your chair I could move your house slightly to the left Squeeze you till youre breathless Then breathe you full of breath I can give the zulus a point to their spears I can give the lechers a reason for their leers I can give the angels a need to be alive I can get the bees a buzzin in their hive Chorus I can get you flyin baby higher than a kite You know I can oh baby I can I would stop my cryin if youd only let me Be your loverman The people that you hang with Well you know theyre not my style Id like to sort of kill them at least for a short while They treat me like a lackey they call me a yob They made me build their outhouse Though they know that aint my job I know I seem edgy but thats because Im sharp I know I could pluck you like the strings of a harp I know I seem jumpy but its not amphetamine Its just that certain parts of me are gettin out of line Chorus I could press your buttons I can fly you like a kite You know I can, oh baby I can I could be a glutton for you If you let me be your loverman I know you don t think much of me But these jerks youre attracted to Ill make em look like monkeys hangin up in the zoo Cos I could charm the birds right out of the sky At least if they were flightless and couldnt really fly Did I tell you I was lucky did I tell you I was charmed Did I tell you youd look perfect hangin on my arm Did I tell you I had money in a safe deposit Did I tell you last night I found elvis hangin up in my closet Well maybe Im borin you it looks like youre bored Well it hurts to be crucified but its worse to be ignored