I've got a lady doctor she cured a pain for free I've got a lady doctor oh there ain't nothing wrong with me I went in with a heart burn into the surgery To my surprise two pretty eyes was running up and down me. Said now be a patient patient stretch right out on that couch Help yourself to the pills cure your ills I'm never gonna square it on out. Repeat chorus Well all the cats said go see her its only just down the road You go in with pneumonia come out with just a heavy cold She wont give you no jargon no medical how-do-you-do Well just get right down under that stethoscope Baby let that lady mess on with you. Repeat chorus Ain't nothing wrong with Ain't nothing wrong with me Ooh ooh ooh ooh lady doctor yeah.