When I sing I sing with lisp but that don't make me a bona fide black man I come from the delta near baton rouge down the road a piece just south of twickenham see the young girls dressed in their singlets walking down the beach they make me think of you old mother huddard went to the cupboard pulled out a monkey put him in a monkey stew wanna go down on your hot ringlets get my tongue tangled up x 3 My brand new record's called cloven hoof but that don't make me a faggot or a poof I tried to get a diamond planted in my tooth but my dentist said no and my dog said woof woof see the young girls dressed in their singlets walking down the street they make me think of you little Johnny stout went and pulled it out showed it to his mother said it ain't pink it's blue see the young girls dressed in their singlets walking down the beach they make me think of you old mother huddard went to the cupboard pulled out a monkey put him in a monkey stew wanna go down on your hot ringlets get my tongue tangled up x 3