You used to pay a lotta money for a funny suit pay 25 grand for a pair of boots disco dancing used to be the in thing see a phony cowboy try to sing Cowboy fashion, got my cowboy hat Levis & vest, I know where it's at seen Urban Cowboy again and again ride a legless bull cos we thing we're men You ain't no cowboy, you 're just a clown if this were the old west, you'd get shot down