I left the house about 8pm Spent a little time with the boys again I didn't really wanna be away from you I went for one but i stayed till two I played a little eight ball, made a few bucks Dropped a little change in that old jukebox Time flew by next thing i knew I went for one but i stayed till two It was last call for alcohol Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl Old jim bob he was under the table He wanted me to drive, i was barely able Well a pretty little blonde there took my keys Said here have a cup of this coffee please I knew i'd have some explaining to do Should have went for one but i stayed till two When i got home i was quiet as a mouse Little did i know you would move the couch I hit the floor and the whole house knew I went for one but i stayed till two It was last call for alcohol Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl Old jim bob he was under the table He wanted me to drive, i was barely able I didn't really wanna be away from you I went for one but i stayed till two Went for one but i stayed till two