I walked in with a collar But I left in a cape I bought a ticket for the opera Then went into a rave It's a pill of two halves And a peculiar taste Can you ask the krankenschwester How long I can stay? And now there's nowhere left to hide And only things to run to Don't pretend you didn't realize that this was What it would come to I took a minute to collect my thoughts But there was none to be found So it's slowly down the corridor Where they will put this dog down I'm not offering a lifeline Just forewarning of the truth All aboard the HMS Impending Doom It sails soon I'm not offering a lifeline Just forewarning of the truth All aboard the HMS Impending Doom It sails soon