Tom: E
Chords:
E5 022xxx
A5 x022xx
B5 x244xx
C5 x355xx
C#5 x466xx
D5 x577xxIntro:
e -----------------------------------------------------
B -----------------------------------------------------
G -----------------------------------------------------
D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--
Verse:
e -----------------------------------------------------
B -----------------------------------------------------
G -----------------------------------------------------
D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--
Things don't look too good to me, yeah
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G --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
D --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
A --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--
E -----------------------------------------------------
I feel I'm out of luck
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B -----------------------------------------------------
G -----------------------------------------------------
D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--
And all because of swollen glands
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G --4--4--2--2-----------------------------------------
D --4--4--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
A --2--2--0--0---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
E ---------------0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--
And just one stupid fuck
(verse)
This wacko came from Alabammy
That's not where it's at
And now your jock's been chasing me 'round
With a great big baseball bat
Chorus:
E5 C5
Don't kick my ass
B5 A5
Don't kick my ass
E5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D5
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no(verse)
Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk
Not a rassling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat(chorus)
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, noDon't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no(verse)
When I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that's been going around(chorus)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitchI'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch
