Tom: C C Am G F Everybody's trying to be my villian C Am G F And I was unaware of the vacancy C Am Some people predict bad news G F And hope it never happens C Am G F And others are content to assume authority [Chorus] G F And maybe someday I will not be destitute G F And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot [Verse 2] C Am G F Everybody's trying to be my villan C Am The line keeps getting longer G F And that cannot be good C Am I guess I should be grateful G F For all the attention C Am I guess I should be bitter G F That I'm never understood C Am I asked them for a hand G F And they lifted a finger C Am Due to some concerns G F About losing their grip C Am I understood completely G F And thanked them for the effort C Am But I'm not one for breaking bottles G F On a sinking ship [Chorus] G F And maybe someday I will not be destitute G F And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot C Am G F C Am G Everybody is trying F C Am to be my villan, villain, oh G F C Am G F C Am G Everybody is trying F C Am to be my villan, villain, oh