Lorna's here, and she's gonna stay. Lorna's here, and baby, she won't go away. All my talk of leaving is only talk; I'm much too dumb to take that walk. Try to lose me, honey, just try. I'm with you forever, you big ugly guy. It's so sad, it's funny, I need you the way you need me. I don't always show it, But I know you know it, Lorna's here, where Lorna should be. Lorna's here to hold you, So like it or not, you've got me. Maybe I can't do much, But when things get too much, Lorna's here, where Lorna should be.