Will: Are you ready for tonight Are you ready to make history Right here on this football field, you and me And two other guys Who could show up at any time Whenever they do get here, i'm hoping you're ready Skip: (spoken) what are we doing? Will: I can't tell you that Skip: Why not? Will: 'cause i don't know if i can trust you Skip: Just tell me! Will: Not yet! When the timing is right We all will be here finally When we are you'll finally see What this highschool means to me Skip: How about a hint Will: How about we wait for all the guys. Skip: I'll act like i'm still surprised Will: Fine, do you like water rides? Skip: Like slip and slides? Will: Yep! Skip: Really? Will: No. Skip: Come on! Will: Don't even try to guess You won't be able to 'cause what we're gonna do Is gonna dumbfound even you Andy: Ah, please dude! batman is so much cooler! he's got all those gadgets and shit! Jack: Andy Andy: Will, help me outta here! batman v. superman, who wins? Will: Superman Andy: Fuck that! Skip: Jack! Will: Are you ready for tonight Jack: Can you believe we're back out here Will: It has been the longest year Jack: I gotta say, it's pretty weird Will: How is life at school Jack: Probably the same as you Will: There is no way that's true Unless you room with andy too Andy: How the hell could you think that batman Would lose a battle to a guy in tights Haven't you seen those gay-red Undies he wears outside of his pants Skip: I don't even know why you ever begin To argue with me when you know you'll never win Batman is human and superman's not So who's gonna die when one of them gets shot Andy: What's your point? Will: So! are you ready for tonight Skip: What the hell is going on Will: Have i ever steered you wrong Skip: I don't know. it's been so long Will: Just get ready for tonight What a night it's gonna be You and you and you and me All: Finally Will: Back together Jack: I missed you guys Andy: You only like superman 'cause he flies Will: other guys: Now are you ready for ready for Ready for tonight All: Right here!