Zorak's Blues

Alright, check this out.

There's no balogna for my sandwich
Mayonnaise gone bad
Someone drank my sodie pop and Zorak's feeling sad
My record player's broken 
And I got bubble gum on my shoe
Ain't nothing going right today, Zorak's got the blues

Boxer shorts all full of holes 
Sock drawer is a mess
Can't find my motorcycle jacket, Zorak is depressed
A little birdie sings her song
She ain't heard the news
This mantis ain't so green today, Zorak's got the blues
Eh...whatever.