It's amazing how boring it gets at night When you’ve gone to bed and you're all tucked in tight And I'm sitting downstairs and I go on my phone And chat to some strangers 'cause I'm all alone Fall asleep on the sofa covered in wine Knowing you're upstairs so everything's fine Knowing you're upstairs so everything's fine Wake up in the morning and I go upstairs Everything's gone except a few hairs That fell from your head whilst you were asleep So I picked them up, put them somewhere discreet Fall asleep on the sofa covered in wine Knowing you're upstairs so everything's fine Knowing you’re upstairs so everything’s fine Oh yes And when I'm angry I’ll take out the hair And do something like crazy like burn it and stare Into the distance hoping that wherever you are You will be fucked and no one will care But, actually Yeah I just kinda hope that you're kinda doing okay I love you, I love you Done