When I first saw you I thought you were gay You tried so hard to look cool I knew your best friend The guy with the long hair Who introduced me to you You joined my workplace Then I saw your face in all it’s gold You asked me questions and paid me attention Just like we’d met before And then you laughed And when I asked you said I made you smile That’s when I figured Perhaps you’ll be around a little while And I say If you’re looking for someone to cling to I will sing to you I’ll melt all your worries and make you feel lovely I will sing to you I'm not waiting to be your lady If we both can’t commit But if you’re looking for someone to cling to I will sing to you And when we went drinking I started thinking about us Then we stumbled down the road To our friend’s house On the sofa you pulled me closer As those old records played Then we spent all night in each others arms And when you kissed me I realised you were straight Those were yesterday’s Now everything has changed No you’re not the same Perhaps there’ll come a day When you say, hey Let’s go back to the way we were I will be your ladyboy If you will be my girl And I’ll say If you’re looking for someone to cling to I will sing to you I’ll melt all your worries and make you feel lovely I will sing to you I'm not waiting to be your lady If we both can’t commit But if you’re looking for someone to cling to I will sing to you Oh, I will sing to you I will sing I will sing to you