Tom: Ebm
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I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
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I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all
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I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
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But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone
D#m F#
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
D#m E
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
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Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
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Forget how long it's been
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I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
F#sus4 F#
No you can't come in!
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I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
G#m C#sus4
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
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I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom by himself
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All by himself
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I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
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Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
D#m F#
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door, "I wanna dance with somebody"
D#m E F#sus4
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!
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Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
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I half regret the beers
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Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
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As I choke back the tears
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I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
G#m C#7
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
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I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
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Michael in the bathroom by himself!
[EC HAEL & ALL]
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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They're gonna start to shout soon
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
F G
Knock, knock, knock, knock
F G
It sucks you left me here alone
F G
Knock, knock, knock, knock
F G
Here in this teenage battle zone-
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Clang, clang, clang, clang
A G
I feel the pressure blowing up
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Bang, bang, bang, bang
A G
My big mistake was showing up
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Splash, splash, splash, splash
G# A#
I throw some water in my face
G#m C#
And I am in a better place
E
I go to open up the door
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But I can't hear knocking
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Anymore
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D#m
And I can't help but yearn
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For a different time
D#m
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clearer
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And there's no denying, I'm just-
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F#sus4
At a party
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Is there a sadder sight than-
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*hums*
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
D#m F#
This is a heinous night
E F#
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
G#m
Or wish I offed myself instead
C#7
Wish I was never born
F# G
I'm just Michael who's a loner
G#m C#7
So he must be a stoner
F# G
Rides a PT Cruiser
G#m C#7
God he's such a loser
F# G
Michael flyin' solo
G#m C#7
Who you think that you know
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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All by himself
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All by himself
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All you know about me is my name
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Awesome party
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I'm so glad I came
