Tom: A A D A D F#m E7 A D A I ride my bike to work every morning D A I ring my bell, (ding ding!) and make sure my helmet's tight E7 At every turn, I issue a warning; D E7 This arm is for left, and this arm is for right! D A At the red light, a Toyota pulls beside me D A The pretty woman inside it gives a smile! E7 That happy grin is enough to provide me D E7 With total satisfaction for a long, long while! D E7 F#m And I don't have a car, because of pollution! A D E7 F#m So completely not 'cause I'm much too scared to drive! A D E7 F#m I've gotten pretty far in my evolution A D E7 A And I don't need a lot to be totally alive! A D A D F#m E7 A D A I tuck my polo shirt in my Levis D 'Cause it looks SHARP! N.C. Okay? A And it makes me feel secure E7 How come every person I receive tries D to tell me I need "something more"? E7 I mean, come on, what for?! D E7 F#m I don't need a girlfriend, I got a goldfish! A D E7 F#m She needs my attention, 'cause she is nearly five! A D E7 F#m I don't have a secret dream, or some bold wish A D E7 A And I don't need a lot to be totally alive! A D E7 A I'm fine with what I've got, I feel totally alive! E7 I got a Captain Kirk action figure, D A in the original packaging I've had since I was ten, it's true! E7 D I'd never open it or shake it, too afraid I'd break it! F#m E7 I've had self-control since way back then E7 D Got a sweet one-bedroom pad, and a loving widowed dad E7 D Posters signed by Mazzy Star, World of Warcraft, Avatar! F#m D 40 years of moving at a constant speed A D E7 There's nothing else I really need D E7 F#m And you may think that I want more than I let on A D E7 F#m But I'm really fine, so no need to be appalled A D E7 F#m I'm this way by choice, and what you can bet on- A D E7 A -is I'll keep moving forward, the opposite of stalled D E7 F#m And I don't have a car, 'cause they're overrated! A D E7 F#m I don't have a girlfriend, and somehow, I survive! A D E7 F#m Still, I've gotten crazy far! And just as I've stated A D I mean what I've said E7 F#m "I feel totally alive!" A D Sure as the helmet's on my head E7 F#m I feel totally alive! A D I'm the opposite of dead! E7 A I feel totally alive! [Instrumental] A D A D F#m E7 x3 E7 A Doo doo, doo doo, doo!