Tom: G G Some men look for diamonds C G Some men look for gold G I'm just trying to find myself D Before I get too old G Different people have their ways C G Of measuring success G Maybe it's not the right way D G But wrong's what I do best Well, I walk the straight and narrow Straight to where I don't belong One time I even tried to love one woman But that didn't last too long If my ship is docking in the east You can bet I'd be heading west C Em G Riding the wrong direction 'Cause wrong's what I do best C When I'm down and out And kicked about G I feel right at home Em When I got the blues F C And it's all bad news G D That's when I'm in my comfort zone If they held a loser's playoff There'd be no contest 'Cause I've had lots of practice And wrong's what I do best If my ship is docking in the east You can bet I'd be heading west I'm riding the wrong direction 'Cause wrong's what I do best