Imagine having all of the money in life that it takes You could go anywhere, anyhow you choose There's no race Would you live in a city of constant sun Where the air is too poison to breathe You're on two packs a day C'mon live in LA Huh-huh Yes you will You're living in a city where you've gotta have a car There's nowhere to drive And the beach is an ashtray Tuck those buttocks Change the line of your nose Replant your hair C'mon stretch that skin How do look from within You'll like it alot You'll like it alot You'll like it alot You'll love it Welcome to LA Welcome to LA Welcome to LA Welcome to LA The only good vibration is a 7.5 You need a good kickin' to know you have a life Just feel those good vibrations Can't you feel those sweet sensations You'll like it a lot You'll like it a lot You'll like it a lot You'll love it You'll like it a lot Welcome to LA Welcome to LA Welcome to LA Welcome to LA (repeat) You love it