The Pay-me Girl Has Had Enough of the Bleeps
So She Takes a Bus Into the Country
Although She Got Herself Rosy Cheeks
She Didn't Leave Enough Money to Pay the Rent
The Lanlord Says That She's Out in a Week
What a Shame She Was Just Getting Comfy
Now She's Eating Chocolate to Induce Sleep
In a Chemical World It's Very, Very, Very Cheap
[chorus]
And I Don't Know About You
They've Been Putting the Holes In, Yes Yes
It's Been a Hell of a Do
They've Been Putting the Holes In, Yes Yes
Peeping Thomas Has a Very Nice View
Across the Street At the Exhibitionist
These Townies They Never Speak to You
Just Stick Together So They Never Get Lonely
Feeling Lead, Feeling Quite Light-headed
Had to Sit Down and Have Some Sugary Tea
In Chemical World, in a Chemical World It's Very, Very, Very,
Cheap.
[chorus]
