Tonetti: In Italia the signori are so very amatory That their passion, a priori, is l'amor Girls: Is it always l'amor? Tonetti: Si` sempre l'amore And from Napoli to Pisa Ev'ry man has on his knees a Little private Mona Lisa To adore. Girls: And he once said before It's always l'amore Tonetti: The result is When Italians meet a friend who's been away Instead of sayin' "How's your health?" They say How's your romance? How is it going? Waning or growing How's your romance? Does she or not love you an awful lot? Cold, tepid, warm, or hot How's your romance? Do you from the moment you met her Never, never, never forget her? Do you when she sends you a letter Begin to go into a dance Break me the news I'm with you win or lose So tell me how's and who's your romance? Girls: Do you from the moment you met him Never, never, never forget him? Do you when he wants you to let him Begin to go into a dance? All: Break me the news I'm with you win or lose So tell me how's and who's your romance?