Tom: E
E
[Verse 1]
E E
Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck
E A
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
[Chorus]
B
It's an allemande left and allemande right
B
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
B B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know
N.C. E F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk
B
Get on my nerves
[Verse 2]
E
Well here comes Johnny
E
With his pecker in his hand he's a one ball man
A
And he's off to the rodeo
[Chorus]
B
It's an allemande left and allemande right
B
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
B B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know
N.C. E F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk
B
Get on my nerves
[Instrumental]
E
[Verse 3]
E
Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
E A
And I don't give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo
[Chorus]
B
It's an allemande left and allemande right
B
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
B B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know
N.C. E F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk
B
Get on my nerves
[Verse 4]
E
Well here comes Johnny
E
With his pecker in his hand he's a one ball man
A
And he's off to the rodeo
[Chorus]
B
It's an allemande left and allemande right
B
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
B B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know
N.C. E F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk
B
Get on my nerves
