Tom: C
F
Find out where I'm drinkin'
G G7
Which dirty beer hall
F
Send a cab driver
C C/B Am
To call for me here
C
No need to describe me
G C
Cause I ain't all here
[Verse]
C
She told me to get lost
F C
And that's what I did
F
But I've done it so well
F
I don't know where I hid
G
And she swore that she never
G
Will see me again
G
Hell I'll never find me
G
In the shape that I'm in
[Chorus]
F
Oh, please operator
C
Could you trace this call
F
Find out where I'm drinkin'
G G7
Which dirty beer hall
F
Send a cab driver
C Am
To call for me here
C
No need to describe me
G C G C
Cause I ain't all here
[Verse]
C
Now I had to ask myself
F C
If I were me
F
And I was out drinkin'
F
Well where would I be
G
Then I thumb nailed the label
G
And there I appeared
G
Hiding out in a bottle
G
Behind a 3-day old beard
[Chorus]
F
Oh, please operator
C
Could you trace this call
F
Find out where I'm drinkin'
G G7
Which dirty beer hall
F
Send a cab driver
C C/B Am
To call for me here
C
No need to describe me
G C
Cause I ain't all here
[Bridge]
F
Well I may be lonely
C
But, I'm never alone
F
Cause I've been beside myself
G
Since she's been gone
[Chorus]
F (strum once)
Oh, please operator
C (strum once)
Could you trace this call
F
Find out where I'm drinkin'
G G7
Which dirty beer hall
F
And send a cab driver
C Am
To call for me here
C
And if he can find me
G C
I'll buy him a beer
F
Please operator
C
Could you trace this call
F
Find out where I'm drinkin'
G G7
Which dirty beer hall
F
Send a cab driver
C C/B Am
To call for me here
C
I'll be beside myself
G C
Pourin' down beer
