Oh man
People think that just 'cause we can’t talk yet
That we babies don’t got something to say
But we do
We ain’t the same ’cause I’ve got no shame
All that I own is my little name
When I be teethin’ it hurts so I’m screamin’
I wake up your daddy, I’m havin’ bad dreams
I’m holdin’ my blanket you’re holdin’ your bills
I’m sippin’ my bottle and havin’ no spills
You’re scared of your boss, I’m scared of the dark
Head baby in charge, take me to the park
Yeah I’ve got little arms
Who cares?
I put my toes in my mouth
Who cares?
The only thing that it seems I can’t do, is go down the stairs
I’m playin’ with blocks while you’re checking your stocks
My life is just startin’, while yours is departin’
The doctor said: Oh what a sweet little baby
Girl, you don’t know me (you don’t), maybe
It’s too early to tell
One day I’ll be grown and I’ll be on my own
But for now I’m a baby
But now I’m a baby
I walk on two feet
And I’ll choose what I eat
But for now I’m a baby
But now I’m a baby
One day I’ll be grown and I’ll be on my own
But for now I’m a baby
I love you
I’m faded off Enfamil
Drinkin’ my milk from my mama still
I kick and I scream and I cry and I whine ’til she give me her nip
And I get my fill, and now I got poop in my diaper (oh no)
But I ain’t cleanin’ it up (not my job)
Boy, am I thirsty, yeah
I know I just ate but please bust some more milk in my cup
I mean bottle, watch me waddle, do the whip and hit the throttle
I’m baby driver, yeah
Pull up to your girl, and drive her where?
Back to the crib, I put on my bib
You know that it’s time for another sip
Yeah, rock a bye, rock a bye me
You doing your taxes, I’m livin’ for free
Baby
Hop out the womb, hop in a jet
I hit the club, you hit the deck
Milk bottle service sent to my section
Padded foam edges, I’m fully protected
I like milk tepid, gold bib I’m flexin’
Your mama callin’ me
Baby you not in school yet, here’s a lesson
You are the worst, I am the best
Pull up to your blocks, I’m not impressed
I gotta juice
Don’t know how to speak, don’t know how to lose
Object out of sight and I’m thinkin’ it’s gone
Sixteen years older than me, but I’m takin’ your sister to prom
I am the bae, I am the bee
Buzzin’ around, pretendin’ to sleep
Those little dumb fences don’t stop me from movin’
I jump out the window like a
Louis V bag all packed
Apple slices in a smaller Louis bag
Little [?] man, not a baby that’s a fact
High-roller out in Vegas with a stroller
‘Til you go out and pose a fake stash now I look a little older
I still put my toes in my mouth
Who cares?
I drink milk until I throw up
Who cares? (I’m gonna take a nap)
Who cares?
Who cares?
One day I’ll be grown and I’ll be on my own
But for now I’m a baby
But now I’m a baby
I walk on two feet
And I’ll choose what I eat
But for now I’m a baby
But now I’m a baby
One day I’ll be grown and I’ll be on my own
But for now I’m a baby
But now I’m a baby
I walk on two feet
And I’ll choose what I eat
But for now I’m a baby
She callin’ me baby
