Tom: C
C F Dsus2 G
[Verse]
C F Dsus2
You text at three in the morning
G C
And you misspell my name
F Dsus2
You've slept with half my friends on Facebook
G C
And most of them think you are lame
F Dsus2
You say that with me it's different
G C
And you're not that big of a dick
F Dsus2
And if you disappear it's cause you're busy
G Am
Not 'cause you're with some other chick
[Pre-chorus]
Em Am
I know that this may be uncouth
Em G
But I want to tell you the truth
[Chorus]
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Give me time to get a little more desperate
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G
A totally awesome pair
[Verse]
C F Dsus2
I seem like your perfect target
G C
Like I've been lonely for too long
F Dsus2
You think I haven't had sex in forever
G C
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
F Dsus2
But I would rather have no one
G C
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
F Dsus2
I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
G Am
And the antidote was in your sperm
[Pre-chorus]
Em Am
I know that this might be uncouth
Em G
But I've decided to tell you the truth
[Chorus]
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's pretty close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Give me time to get a little more wasted
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G
A totally awesome pair
[Bridge]
Am Em
We could last forever
F C
You just have to give me time
Am C
To learn to deal with bullshit
F G
And blatant lies
C G
But for now... for now
[Chorus]
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's so close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Need time to get a little more wasted
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G
A totally awesome pair
