Yeah! Oom Oom! When I Was a Boy I Thought That Someday I Would Be a Man I'd Sit Inside the Fireplace, Pretend That I Was in a Can Go Inside My Room and Put My Mind in An Ice Cream Cone And You Can Throw Me If You Want, But I'm a Ball and I Go Oom Pah Pah, Oom Pah Pah! Yeah! Oh, Yeah Yeah! Now If I Don't Stop Crying, It Ain't Cos That I Have Got no Eyes My Clock Lies in the Fireplace, My Dog Lies Hypnotised And Then There Was the Time I Wasn't Able to Find My Way And I'm Trapped Inside a Night Without a Day and I Go Oom Pah Pah, Oom Pah Pah! Yeah! Now, When I Was a Boy I Thought That Someday I Would Be a Man I'd Sit Inside the Fireplace, Pretend That I Was in a Can Go Inside My Room and Put My Mind in An Ice Cream Cone Now You Can Throw Me If You Want, But I'm a Ball and I Go