Nuclear Infected

I'm Nuclear Infected 
I Really Don't Mind 
I Just Go Out When the Sun Goes Down 
And Have a Really Good Time 

I Can Clear Out Any Ballgame 
In a Minute and a Half 
I Jus Show Up - Glow Up 
And Have a Real Good Laugh 

When I'm Happy I Glow Yellow 
When I Sad I Glow Blue 
And I Glow Red-hot When I'm in Bed With You 

I'm Nuclear Infected 
Really Ain't That Bad 
In Fact It's About the Best Time 
I've Ever Had 

I'm Nuclear Infected 
I'm Looking For a Mate 
So I Slip On Something Lead, Babe 
And Go Out On a Date 

Nuclear Infected…don't Make Me Angry 
Nuclear Infected…don't Make Me Shake 
Nuclear Infected…don't Get Me to Sneeze 
Nuclear Infected…that's a Big Mistake 

I Want to Live On Three Mile Island 
Where Things Are Clean and Neat 
'cause We Don't Have no Health Freaks 
Clutterin' Up Our Streets 
I'm Nuclear Infected I Need Something to Eat 
A China Syndrome Salad With Plutonium and Cheese