Aw, Who's the Queen of the Locker Room
Who's the Cream of the Crop
Poor Joey Took Her to the Matinee
Said, "God, She Wouldn't Stop!"
Holy Muscle of Love
My Heart's a Muscle
Well, I Must Have Come to That Crazy Age
Where Ev'rything Is Hot
'cause I Don't Know If the Things I'm Thinking
Are Normal Thoughts Or Not
Holy Muscle of Love
Well, I Got a Muscle of Love
Yeah
Ooh
I Read Dad's Books Like I Did Before
Now Things Are Crystal Clear
Lock the Door in the Bathroom Now
I Just Can't Get Caught in Here
Holy Muscle of Love
Well, I Got a Muscle of Love
Holy Muscle of Love
I Got a Muscle of Love
Holy Muscle of Love
My Heart's a Muscle of Love
Holy Muscle of Love
Well, I Got a Muscle of Love
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Must Be a Gift From Above
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
(Hallelujah, Etc.)
